A few days ago I called a company that makes boxing equipment to find out if they had any products that might limit the damage to my hands and face caused by some of my current physical tics. The man I spoke to was lovely. I explained the problem I was having and he was really helpful. He said he would put some information in the post for me.

I arrived home from work this evening to find a package waiting for me. Inside was a pair of very cool fingerless boxing mitts. This was a big surprise and very generous. They’re perfect: comfortable, stylish and padded in all the right areas.

“Fearsome force for good.”

I’ve also invested in some plastic cutlery because meal times have become a hazardous contact sport.