I was looking at Twitter this evening and came across this tweet from three days ago:

“Managed not to laugh at the Tourettes woman on the tube who mentioned: squirrel, batman, squirrel humper, piss and Basic Instinct.”

There’s little doubt that the woman in question was me. It’s unlikely that there’s someone else with Tourettes going around town shouting this particular combination of random words. I’m equally certain that I would not have said, “squirrel humper,” but would in fact have said “Squirrel lover.”

The rest of the tweet is fairly accurate.