A few weeks ago I described how instead of saying ‘Ouch’ whenever I hurt myself I had started to tic, “Mystery.” This has now inexplicably evolved, and the new indication I’m in pain is, “Minty.”

‘Ouch’ has another relevance today with BBC Ouch’s controversial columnist Disability Bitch writing about disabled superheroes. She said her, ‘personal style is more akin to the patent blue-suited Touretteshero than it is to those marching through the Arctic.’