In a month or two the lair will be empty when King Russell and Fat Sister move into a place of their own. But in the meantime it will get very full because our friends Harry and Ollie are coming to stay for a bit.

They came round earlier to drop off some stuff before they move in properly tomorrow. After they’d left Fat Sister called through from the kitchen and said, “We need to remember to induct Harry and Ollie into Tourettes safety. They’ve left out some very big knives.”