This evening while I was watching telly at home I started to tic vigorously, throwing my head back against the wall. Fat Sister and Ollie acted swiftly and simultaneously, grabbing cushions and thrusting them behind my head. Unfortunately their action was so well synchronised that the cushions collided and pushed each other out of the way, giving my head a clear un-padded path to the wall.

Fat Sister persevered and second time round she got a cushion securely in the right place.