Over the last week or so I’ve had a cold, which has meant I’ve been having more ‘ticcing fits’ than usual. This in turn means I haven’t had any Piggy Days (days without fits). But I’m sure the mysterious Pig Fairy who customises these rubber dog toys and turns them into magical rewards has welcomed the break and the opportunity to catch up on the backlog.

I had one pig – Diving Pig – who was overdue, but today, much to my surprise and delight, he arrived. He’s a sight to behold, kitted out in a full traditional diving suit. No mere snorkel and flippers for this pig!

The Pig Fairy has mad skills and is clearly a bit mad too, as this simultaneously exceptional pig demonstrates.

I’m feeling much better now so I’m confident I’ll be eligible for some new pigs soon. So get your paintbrush ready, Pig Fairy.