“Britain’s Got Boobs.”

“Care Bears the Movie 10.”

Thankfully, this film doesn’t exist, but it made me wonder which film has the most sequels. Any ideas?

This evening, while talking about forthcoming films with Laura, we discussed whether it was fair on other people for me to go to the cinema. The impact of Tourettes on other people is something I’m very aware of. I constantly assess the effect that my presence can have on other people.…

The long-weekend got off to a relaxing start this evening when I had dinner with Leftwing Idiot and our friend Keir. The meal was interrupted for a moment when I tipped a glass of water over my head. Later Fat Sister and a drunk King Russell joined us.…

Cassetteboy who are friends of Leftwing Idiot have been chopping up music and video for years, making albums and performing all over the country. Even Jonathon Ross had something to say about their version of The Apprentice.

Today they sent over a rough version of the Touretteshero theme.…

Early this morning I travelled to Liverpool for a Tourettes conference with Leftwing Idiot and Ruth (who also has Tourettes). After a brief discussion we decided not to sit in the quiet coach.

Our arrival in the city that gave the world the Beatles was marked by the addition of several Liverpool-specific tics to Ruth’s repertoire: “Calm down, calm down!”…

I’m going to have a couple of weeks off between jobs. I’m not going away but I’m planning to do a few nice things around here. I’ve got tickets to see Jerusalem, a play by Jez Butterworth I’ve wanted to see for ages.…

I’ve been to an amazing exhibition with Leftwing Idiot’s mum, Liz. It’s the Museum Of Everything, a temporary exhibition in Chalk Farm. It was the last day and the queue to get in was massive, stretching a long way down the street.…

Leftwing Idiot and I went to see the film we couldn’t get into last week in Greenwich. This time it was in Brixton, and the film, The Prophet, was great and I’m glad we persevered with trying to see it. It’s French with subtitles.…

The Tourettes crazy language machine swung into a frenzy this evening to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it.” All these tics occurred in the first half hour and then I repeated them full blast for several hours:

“Norma Major’s in your mouth, take a bite.”…