Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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Do you think the House of Lords would look better with penguins?
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Would you soak a penguin in rum for fun?
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Do you think a penguin could be a disco ball if it tried hard enough?
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Do you think you can put a penguin on a 40° wash?
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Do want to watch a partridge piss its pants?
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Would you rather Bryan Adams licked your foreskin or tied you shoelace incorrectly?
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Do you want to go sperm jumping with a monkey?
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Where's history going? In the bin.
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Did Aladdin give you an orgasm?
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What do you think Alan’s imagination looks like?