Tics

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Today is going to be the day that your mum says, “I love bears.”
Today is going to be the day that the dog says, “Fuck your mum.”
Dan Dare died, dancing with a biscuit.
Rummage in my interface.
Hands up if your soul’s evaporating.
Please cut your dick off with a spade.
Growl your owl.
Rummage in your own vagina - look for lovely dogs and crystal meth.
I’m a glove puppet called Astrid Monkey.
I was a bear and then I was a sheepdog.