Tics

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Have you thought what it would be like to be a dolphin and not be able to moisturise?
Have you thought about the fact that dolphins can’t do their times tables?
If you were a duck, would you worry about ironing?
Are police officers mammals or reptiles?
Do you share a girlfriend with Jimmy Savile’s son?
Do you have leaky ceiling or cataracts?
Do they know it’s Christmas in your mum’s sock drawer.
If you had to trade a biscuit for a biscuit, would you talk to Brian?
Would you rather have a corporate vagina or a company car?
Would you rather play Laser Quest naked or rape a horse?