Tics

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I’m pissing in the womb of a bear.
Do you think I’m slower than a baby-grow in an orphan’s door?
Alan has ten scrotums in his mind.
That thing your dog does with its testes is illegal.
Anneka Rice’s groin is groaning under the weight of her own self-esteem.
Lamp-post, your light is more beautiful than a nightingale playing the harmonica.
Lamp-post, you lovely orange bubble-head.
I love you, glassy eyed light bulb.
Light bulb, don’t let the lamp-shade define you
Light bulb, the sun’s given you a day off.