Tics

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Naughty Lord Byron is under the sofa massaging himself with a rope from an ancient curtain.
Your hair is longer than a queue in the post office on a Monday.
Your hair is longer than all of Joy Division balanced on the Eiffel Tower.
Your hair is longer than long division.
Your hair is longer than the time it takes to do Sudoku.
Your hair is longer than the gap between a dormouse and an eagle.
Your hair is longer than an icicle in an Icelandic winter.
Your hair is longer than an Argentinian snake.
I’m just Googling your mother’s centipede.
Celebrate the spirit of the Irish with a dustbuster and a cantaloupe melon.