Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I ran out of steam when I was a whore.
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I want to write down, ‘Penis candy’.
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Harry Potter died wearing your mum’s underwear.
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I got flashed by a storm-chasing leopard with a hard on.
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Hairy beasts or leggings? Choose.
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Fuck Anneka Rice over a hedge.
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Elongated hairy heart.
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Do you think fucking a sheep is bad for you?
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I’ve got butterflies on my mum. They’re good for the biscuits.
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Gaffer tape or Die Hard with a Vengeance Four? Choose.