Tics

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Is it illegal to flirt with lamp-posts?
Do you want to give Pocahontas a t-shirt?
Shambolic tree, are you a symbol of hope or a symbol that the world’s fucked off with my mum?
Fuck off lamp-post, who said you could stand there?
If you have blank walls, does that mean your mind is blank?
Is it easier to wind up Billy Connolly or Margaret Thatcher’s vagina?
Can we have a moment of stillness for baby otters in the Far East?
Why am I worrying about the global economic crisis in the forty two hours between not being awake and being asleep?
Do you prefer erect nipples, erect penises or erect tents?
Who tipped Rambo over the edge? It was Gloria Hunniford.