Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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Lamp-post, why are you loitering?
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If you got raped by a biscuit would you tell anyone?
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Moon, have you been rubbed by the bottom of a bear?
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Is that a kitten or sheep? Oh, it’s a bear.
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Do you think octopuses are Ketamine cum?
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Do you think I’m a cunt? Answer in twenty-two sentences.
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Shall we get a skaghead in to paint the walls?
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What’s Lion O contributing to elephant tits?
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Do you want to chat shit with Elvis?
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Do you mind that I’m Dave Cameron’s mum?