Tics

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I hate it when you wake me up to talk about crows feet.
Imagine a skiwi fruit, it's like kiwi fruit but in salopettes.
Put the piano on my head and leave.
I've got someone impersonating a fireman playing the piano in the bedroom.
If you were making a stack of shortbread would you use flour or lizard cream?
If you were shoving a duck through a wall would you grease it or cover it in bees?
It's inappropriate when ducks talk about the holocaust.
Imagine a guy in a 14th century door costume.
Sick as a parrot in a kiwi fruit’s arse.
Your nipples are more glorious than a Swiss Army knife.