Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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How long ‘till you kill me, forty two minutes or fifty two seconds?
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Do you want to fuck an angel in disguise as Peter Pan’s mum?
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To boof or not to boof? That is the question.
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If I get arrested, shall I shout, “Fuck off!”?
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What’s the capital punishment of bees?
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Shall we shoot dogs, hedgehogs or piss?
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Would you like a room with a view or a room with a Hawthorn bush?
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Would you like a room with a crackhead or a room with a bin?
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What would you do if I ate Wales?
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Now, if you had to have a sperm donor that was Billy Connolly or Michael Aspel, would you choose bins?