Tics

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Your nipples are like bananas in the morning.
What if your cock had wings?
What if your cock was a budgerigar?
I sucked a sailor’s windpipe.
Put a cat inside a dachshund it would be more interesting.
Could you use Nelson’s column as a comma?
I hate the way lamp-posts laugh sarcastically at cheap sheep.
The lamp-post is smiling sarcastically again.
The fucking lamp-post is Alfred Hitchcock’s twin.
Roll the cat up in the mat and sent it to the Philippines to be made into a toga.