Tics

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Am I like Aristotle or a vacuum cleaner?
So, what do you do if you pick a scab and talk it into sex?
Where oh where oh where are bums? Sitting on the ancient ones.
Why don’t you just shape a storm into a sheep?
What would you do if you ate a big Baghdadian monk?
Where oh where oh where are bins?
What about the key to your vagina being your best friend?
Do you want to tell Elton John he’s a mermaid?
Who’s got an AIDS carrier pigeon?
Where’s my face gone?