Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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There's a 10% chance I'm Tori Amos
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There's a 14% chance I'm a date with Jesus.
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There's a bank manager in my bra.
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There's a barn dance in my mind.
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There's a barnacle in your fridge.
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There's a biscuit in your bed making sex toys with Spanish people.
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There's a Christmas tree counting down the minutes to my death.
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There's a Dachshund in the oven, turn it on.
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There's a diagram of Doris Day's dick on my bum.
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There's a Doberman in my mum's penis.