Tics

Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.

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There's a dog in my womb having a bath.
There's a dog in your wallet, wash your hands.
There's a donkey lurking in your tits tonight.
There's a ferret in your soul, cut it out.
There's a hanky in your pants, save a bear.
There's a horse whisperer in my bathroom.
There's a hosepipe ban on your mum.
There's a lemon in my lung.
There's a lesbian in my wallet taking crack.
There's a light sabre in my mum's tea-set.