Tics

Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.

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There's a lizard in my mum's tiny little mind.
There's a load of shit falling from my lovely head.
There's a man in your bed, hose him down.
There's a moon landing in Swiss Cottage next Tuesday.
There's a pinch of Christmas in my tree.
There's a riot in your mind, keep it burning.
There's a sandpit in your mind.
There's a snail's penis in my mum.
There's a special needs dog in my womb.
There's a squirrel in your pants, take a bath.