Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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10 random tics!
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Still waters run sheep.
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I’ve got a great voice for yoghurt.
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Oh Aladdin, where’s your nail brush?
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Sun, you could make a baked bean and a mouldy Shreddie look splendid.
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Kum buy Bangladesh a hanky my Lord.
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Buy a sphere for me.
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You could hug me or mug me in three days.
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Your mum’s on fire today.
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I fucked the ends of the world.
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Dump Dappy on the forecourt.