Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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13 tics found
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Mad as Aladdin in a horse’s cunt.
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I’ll book a cab, from Aladdin’s dustbin to the groin of an antelope.
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Hello Aladdin, oh you’re not Aladdin you’re a ladder.
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Aladdin has sprained his wrist masturbating with a kettle lead and a fish.
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If Aladdin was more flexible than a sheepdog, would he rotate your groin?
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I’ve never thought about Aladdin sexually.
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Aladdin armadillo contraband.
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Aladdin had sex with a curtain, Aladdin had sex with a bin, Aladdin had sex with a donkey’s foreskin, there’s nowhere Aladdin’s
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Aladdin had a dolphin in it that you just didn’t notice.
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If you could stroke Aladdin’s calves, would you do that with a history teacher or a marsupial?