Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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10 random tics!
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Lamp-post I'm arc-welding a rainbow to your mind.
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God doesn't mind you.
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Thunder, you’re louder than thumper.
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Writhe on Nicholas Nickleby’s penis.
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Nothing says Christmas like a biscuit in a donkey costume.
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Michael Aspel smells my pants.
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Give me a blowjob with a little marshmallow on top.
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Luck, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, coma!
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Gingerbread Aardvark menopause.
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You should have your uterus parachuted out of an aerial photography plane at high altitude.