Tics
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1074 tics found
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Alan Hansen’s tits taste like artichoke.
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I Pledge Allegiance to hope, to Haribo and to flights of fancy, so help me frog
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I Pledge Allegiance to Colin The Caterpillar Cakes, Latvian street dancers and salad dressing.
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I Pledge Allegiance to waves, rational thought and kindness in the form of chocolate logs.
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I Pledge Allegiance to my own spirit, my soul and a radish named Pat and all his heirs, so help me God.
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“I Pledge Allegiance to Donkey Kong, Ferrero Rocher and a radish named Peter.”
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I wish upon cream cheese burden, a leap year and a grape.
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I wish I was a sausage, I wish I was a bear, I wish I was a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but with elongated sexy sacks!
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I wish I was teapot, I wish I was tarn, I wish was a piece gently buttered toast.
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I wish upon a Tory in a lemon suited frog.