Who Broke The Shower?
Last October the shower broke at the lair. Since then I’ve had a series of tics pointing the finger at possible culprits (including King Russell, which I’ve mentioned before).
It broke again, for the third time, this morning.
“Russell broke the shower.”
“Matthew broke the shower.”
“Laura broke the shower.”
“Ollie broke the shower.”
“Carol Vorderman broke the shower.”
The truth is that I broke the shower on all three occasions.
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