I was coming home with Fat Sister, King Russell and Harry after an evening out, when Harry asked, “Is that our dog?” There was no dog. She’d meant to say ‘Bus stop’. King Russell remarked, “See, I always said that Tourettes was infectious.” Fat Sister replied, “It’s not that it’s catching. You just get so used to hearing ludicrous language all the time and it desensitises you.” Harry explained through a lot of laughter that she’d lost track of her own thoughts and absorbed some nonsense about dogs.