For Christmas Leftwing Idiot got Fat Sister a very special gift – a new tic name. He’s been repeating this name regularly over the last few weeks, which has made it stick as a tic. Trying to programme me like this doesn’t always work and Leftwing Idiot hasn’t attempted it for years.

The new name’s no improvement on ‘Fat Sister’ – it’s ‘Dr Rebanus’ – a cunning combination of her real name and ‘anus’.

Happy Christmas, and I hope, like Dr Rebanus, you got some great gifts too.

Advent Outburst #25
“I hate you, I hate myself and I hate Christmas.”