I got in late from work this evening and slumped on the sofa next to Fat Sister. The TV was on and she was playing with her iPhone. My arm was ticcing and that meant I was hitting my face repeatedly, so I asked her to help keep my hand still.…
I have a new regular tic, “Bye”, and I’ve said it hundreds of times already.
You might well be thinking that as tics go this isn’t too bad. Sure, it’s pretty inoffensive and a bit dull, but no big challenge.
Although that’s essentially true, it’s causing some confusion.…
“Britain’s Got Boobs.”
If I’m not a beanbag, what am I?
“I’m between minds.”
“I’m full of bones.”
“I bandied my life around yesterday.”
“I broke-danced my life away.”
“I lied about my age once, to a donkey.”
This evening I travelled over the river to my friend Jamie’s studio to record some tics for Cassetteboy’s Touretteshero theme.
We recorded in four different ways. First I listened to the Touretteshero track through headphones and Jamie recorded the tics that came out in response.…
I had dinner with Leftwing Idiot and his friends Giedre and Atif last night. They told me about Access to Work which helps disabled people in employment by funding the specialised support or equipment they might need to do their jobs better.…
“Did God like the rainbow you made him?”
A few days ago I called a company that makes boxing equipment to find out if they had any products that might limit the damage to my hands and face caused by some of my current physical tics. The man I spoke to was lovely.…
At the moment I’m not taking any regular medication for Tourettes. In the past I’ve tried various drugs, but when they stopped working I decided to have a go without them. That was about two years ago. I’m currently reconsidering this decision.…
This evening I’ve been making images based on some of my tics. I’ve made models of some common household items that I’ve re-branded:
“Kellogg’s Krispie Cunts.”
“Kellogg’s Righteous Krispies.”
“Kellogg’s Life Krispies.”
“Mild Green Fairy Worm Cum.”
“Pesto, Pesto, Piss.”
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