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3rd March 2011

Yesterday I compared my squirrel and donkey tics with each other. It got me thinking and I realised these are not the only animals which feature in tics. Here’s a selection:

“I’m a free-running ladybird.”
“Kiss a whale.”
“The elephant left the room.”
“I sabotaged a teapot with a spaniel.”
“You’re suckling a giraffe.”
“Sign a treaty with a bear.”
“I bullied a budgie into talking to sheep.”
“I fucked a vole in ‘44.”
“Peacock bum.”
“Sheepdogs are amazing.”
“Piss off primate.”
“Staple your world to the tortoise.”
“Chicken wi-fi porn.”
“Wash up your dog.”
“The Beast of Bodmin ate my mum.”

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