My leg tics mean I walk in a way that looks quite unusual and dramatic and I frequently drop to the floor. Surprisingly, very few people who see this ask if I’m OK. I suspect this is because either I don’t look fazed by it or because the screeching noises and jerky movements of my tics put people off approaching.…
It looks like another lovely day outside – I’m in the lair doing some organising and packing in preparation for the move in a few weeks. Leftwing Idiot and his dad are coming to help me in a bit.
I keep thinking about going to the river or seeing an exhibition later after we’ve finished, but I would need help to do this.…
I’ve already written about my recent flurry of sung tics. Most of the time I pay little attention to the constant noises I make, but every now and again I say something that really makes me smile, and even feel pleased to have said it.…
I shocked Leftwing Idiot and Poppy earlier by ticcing, “Say what you see,” followed by the name of the things in the room they were looking at:
“Say what you see Poppy, light switch,” etc.
What freaked them out was that I wasn’t even in the same room, and my tics still managed to get it right.
Where oh where oh where are bears? Fuck a sheep and eat its mum.
My mum and I generally have a peaceful relationship, but out of nowhere this evening I started a series of tics about fighting her.
It was spilling out of my mouth much faster than Leftwing Idiot could write, so most of it got lost.…
Biscuit, cha-cha-cha.
Re-boot Keith Allen
Pesto, pesto, piss.
Paul Daniel Craig David
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