Apples in Your Pants

Community Activist Marilyn Monroe

Community Activist Donald Trump

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey Chim chim cher-oo, biscuits and fucking and bears in Beirut

By the power of gypsie horse

You’re Biscuit Till I Die

A couple of months ago Leftwing Idiot went away for a few days and I wrote about the challenge that posed for me because he provides me with a lot of support.

In a few weeks he’s going away again and tonight, when I looked at the dates, it dawned on me that this time it’s going to be for six weeks.…

Aim Your Dog at the Moon

My Internet isn’t working again. I called my service provider and was put through to a call centre in India. The conversation was a challenge, both for me and for the man I was talking to. I told him I’d got Tourettes and tried to explain what that meant but he didn’t seem to understand.…

It was just me at the lair this afternoon. I was doing some washing up and generally pottering about, when I suddenly and loudly ticced:

“It is the hippies of outrageous fortune that weigh heavy on the minds of dogs.”

Mashed-up Shakespeare out of the blue on a Sunday afternoon is one of the joys of Tourettes.