Badger Blaster
When I lost my wooden model meerkat a couple of years ago I was sad, but it was probably a good thing as I’d started using it as a weapon to poke myself in the head with.
Last night another of my collection of wooden animals became a weapon. When Fran came in to say goodnight I aimed my wooden badger at her and started ticking laser noises.
Yet another example of how ridiculous my tics can be.
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