A couple of months ago I described how I’d been ticcing a lot about goat sex. Well, it seems that my tics have moved on again, though predictably not very far. All they’ve done is jump species.

First it was “Fuck a sheep’ then “Goat sex”, and now it’s “Cat sex.”

“Cat sex” has worked its way in gradually and imperceptibly, until today when I realised I’m ticcing about feline copulation an awful lot. And this isn’t my only kitty-related tic at the moment – I’m also saying “But cats though” almost constantly.

Who knows where we’ll go next in this mystery tour of the animal kingdom. Any suggestions?