On Monday my Festive Outburst was “Lamp-post, shall we do ‘Secret Santa’?”

When I shared this on Facebook, Fran, who was supporting me, said ‘So what would you get the lamp-post for Secret Santa?’

She didn’t have to wait long for an answer because, predictably, my tics were quick to take the bait.

Apparently I’d get the lamp-post …

“A CD of rave music so he can re-live his youth as a glowstick.”
“A fleece-lined onesie.”
“A set of 12” vintage windscreen wipers.”
“The Cat Owners’ Compendium, 1973 Edition.”
“Some toenails.”
“A pair of dark glasses so he can play Men in Black.”
“A glittery gold shower-cap.”
“A luxury cheese board.”

I’m not sure I’d be able to get all of this with a standard Secret Santa budget.

I wonder what the lamp-post would get for me?

Festive Outburst:
“Festive Urban Parrot Parkour”