This morning I emerged from the shower with a brand new ticced song. The words are:

“Take a look inside the sheep and ask yourself the truth, are donkeys the best at doing moos?”

Take a Look

The tune’s really familiar but I can’t name it. I’m sure it’s a Tourettes mash-up of a well-known song, but I’ve no idea what.

I’ve just spent way too long trying to find the answer on the Internet. Perhaps you can help before I’m driven crazy by endless sentimental ballads.

Anyone?

Festive Outburst:
“Sit on Santa’s lap and have an egg”