I was hanging out with Fat Sister at the castle this afternoon. We were short of some essentials but as I didn’t want a repeat of yesterday’s frustrating trip to the shop I dictated a quick shopping list for her. Naturally, Tourettes added some extra items. Can you guess the genuine items from the ticced ones?

• Pint of Milk
• A ball of fuchsia angora distressed by a dyspraxic ant
• Potato waffles
• Bread
• A 9 gram paper weight
• A paper replica of a manatee
• A paper
• Teabags
• The complete works of Beatrix Potter in French

Bonus point for anyone who can make an origami manatee!