In a few moments I’m off to join a big ‘Anti Austerity’ demonstration organised by The People’s Assembly – I’ll fill you in when I get back. But first, here’s a musical interlude.

Earlier this morning, when I was getting ready for the day, my tics sprang into action with this little song:

“Your mum is just a sheep dog,
Your mum is just a bear,
Floating on the majesty of
Donald Trump’s hair.”

I sang it softly and sweetly and paid no attention to what I was ticcing, until the last line, which caught me unawares and really made me laugh.