Things I Haven’t Yet Fucked
I had a really rocky ‘ticcing fit’ earlier today. Will was supporting me, and my work friend Kyle came to help as well. As the fit drew to a close and my speech returned so did my vocal tics (in a confessional mood):
“I haven’t fucked anything today or yesterday, except:”
“A door”
“A horse”
“Strip lighting”
“Some cabling”
“Kettering”
and
“Tenerife’s bins.”
Will said, “So actually you’ve fucked quite a lot then!” He’s got a point.
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