Last night I stayed with Fat Sister and King Russell. While we were having breakfast this morning King Russell suggested that Fat Sister was in fact part cat. My tics happily took up the challenge of listing her other ingredients, before moving onto his.

Fat Sister

3% Cat
5% Lantern
5% Antelope
6% Oven glove
11% Penguin
13% Panther
14% Cockroach
18% Sorcerer
25% Day-glo headband

King Russell

4% Door
5% Bulletin board
8% Shit
10% Alligator
23% Round mouse
50% Butter

You’ll notice Fat Sister has 33.33% more ingredients than her husband. King Russell was good at keeping track of the maths and letting my tics know how much was left to itemise.