I’m sure you’re probably all manifestoed out by now. The recent political events have been intense, and what happens now the campaigning circus has left town remains to be seen. Sadly I expect we’re all in for a very bumpy ride.

So for a bit of relief, have a listen to the “The Groin of Peace Manifesto” that I recorded recently with Biscuit Land’s very own Chopin while we were in Norway.

Chopin came across “The __________ Manifesto” (1996) by Michael Betancourt in a book she’s reading called 100 Artists Manifestos from the Futurists to the Stuckists.

The idea is that anyone can create their own manifesto by filling in various blank words throughout the text. Naturally we all felt that my tics were best placed to do this, and the following declaration emerged:

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