Over the last few weeks a new wave of vocal tics has been sneaking its way into my repertoire, and weirdly all of them begin with W:

“Wave”
“Weevil”
“WAV File”

As well as getting into my ticced vocabulary as single words they’re also emerging in new ticced songs, including the highly catchy:

“I’m a WAV file,
WAV file,
I’m a little WAV file,
WAV file.”

Which works very well as a round, together with the hypnotic:

“Weevil fucked a chicken,
Weevil fucked a chicken
We’ve all fucked a chicken,
And now you know.”

I have no idea how long these tics will stay around for or why they’re so W heavy – sadly my brain never copies me in to memos about things like that.