The other day I wrote about a sudden influx of new ‘W’- based tics and songs. The latest addition to the collection, and my personal favourite, sung loosely to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town, is this:

“I’m waving at cats,
I’m waving at cats,
I’m waving at cats but they’re not waving back,
I’m gonna just keep waving at cats.”

You can hear me singing it in my recent interview with comedian Arthur Smith

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The rest of the touring team really laughed at this surreal song when it first emerged – several hours later they were less amused.

As for me? I’m gonna just keep waving at cats!