I’ve mentioned a number of times before how I’m not very good at keeping secrets, and how this often means I tell people what they’re getting as gifts long before it’s time to give them.

Today the problem’s got even worse because Poppy’s told me what she’s got Leftwing Idiot for Christmas. This is a massive responsibility and I’m doing my best to forget what she told me. But it’s quite tricky to un-know.

Advent Outburst #11
“I’ve got you a standing ovation for Christmas.”