“I Do”
29th April 2011
It’s royal wedding day and my tics were on hand in case anyone forgot:
“Do you Sugar Tits, take you Biscuit Barrel to bunk bed share with a lesbian?”
“Do you Sheepdog take you Biscuit to be a biscuit, now and always?”
“Do you Rotterdam take you Barnsley to be your buddy, now and forever more?”
“Do you Rubber Duck take you Rubber Pussy to be a windbreak, now and forever?”
The royal couple kissed and I shouted: “Snipers, snipers!”
There’s another royal wedding to look forward to this year – the marriage of King Russell and Fat Sister.
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