Tourettes and You Know It
26th January 2010
The Tourettes crazy language machine swung into a frenzy this evening to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it.” All these tics occurred in the first half hour and then I repeated them full blast for several hours:
“Norma Major’s in your mouth, take a bite.”
“There’s a ferret in your soul, cut it out.”
“Derren Brown is in the room, shut your mind.”
“There’s a dog in your wallet, wash your hands.”
“Eamonn Holmes is in your mum, kick him out.”
“There’s a squirrel in your pants, have a bath.”
“There’s a man in your bed, hose him down.”
Related tics
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Norma Major's in your mouth, take a bite.
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There's a dog in your wallet, wash your hands.
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Eamonn Holmes is in your mum, kick him out.
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There's a man in your bed, hose him down.
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There's a squirrel in your pants, take a bath.
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There's a ferret in your soul, cut it out.
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Derren Brown is in the room, shut your mind.
mark waddell says:
derren brown is in the room – shut your mind!
‘derren brown is in the room – shut your mind!’
shouted
the woman repeatedly
who
everyone
thought
had tourettes
but
was in fact
a
psychic
and
as you can
guess
in he
walked
a
cape of
menace
wrapped
neatly
around
rich shoulders.