It’s freezing. Leftwing Idiot and I headed to Greenwich to see a film that someone at work had recommended. The film was sold out when we got there so we warmed up in a restaurant and had some noodles instead. We sat at a long shared table. I struggled to eat as my arms were moving all over the place and it was making me feel self-conscious.

Leftwing Idiot helped me out by steadying my hand and helping me guide in the food. As he did this I ticced an aeroplane noise like one you might make when you’re feeding a toddler. This made us both laugh.