In case you haven’t heard or noticed there’s been a bit of a heat wave in the UK over the last couple of weeks. I’ve been mostly enjoying the sunny weather but there’s been one slight drawback – the upsurge in people wearing shorts.

When I say people I mostly mean men. It’s not the shorts themselves that are the problem, but the abundance of hairy legs on view.

I’m not bothered by the sight myself, but my tics are irresistibly drawn to them, and before I know it I find clumps of leg hair firmly gripped between my fingers.

As you can imagine this has been causing some distress among those in possession of these hirsute limbs.