Tics

The Alternative Library

I had a ticcing fit this evening, facing the bookshelf in Leftwing Idiot’s living room. Although his shelves are full of books already, my Tourettes managed to add some new titles to his collection:

“Robert Kennedy I was a Bear, Taking the Blue Peter Badge Out of the Woman”
“Ruminations on a Rollercoaster”
“John Pilger: Bins and Barbara”
“Shark Theory 1900–1990”
“Aesthetics, Tourniquets and Tightropes”
“The Dictionary of Contemporary Ostrich Slang”
“Naomi Klein: The Horse Doctrine”
“Naomi Klein: The Shock Jockey”
“How to Wear a Tabard Pleasingly”
“A View of London from Your Mum’s Bedroom Window”
“How To Talk Rambo Down from a Balcony”
“How To Do a Drive-by Sky dive”
“William Blake and the Chocolate Factory”

Festive outburst
“Who’s headbutting Christmas?”